How To Stay Single 101
Me: I recently have decided to channel all my energy being miserable about being single into something positive. NOW this sounds like a great plan, but naturally I picked something more or less entirely useless.
Me: And that thing is...perfecting my feet.
Me: So now instead of studying for chem I have been painting my toenails and putting lotion on my feet all day.
Jeremy: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Me: This in itself answers why i am single.
Jeremy: I LOVE that. I try to channel all my angsty singleness into positivity!
Courtney: Yeah, and its a great idea in theory. but I wish it was something more productive like, learning another language. Or knitting. But no, no I chose my FEET. And now that the idea's in my head I'm fixated and can't stop until I have perfect feet.
Jeremy: Jeremy james quaglia likes this.
Me: I'm essentially extending my singleness. because if I ever do get a first date it's going to be a disaster. "So what do you like to do for fun, Courtney?" "Put lotion on my feet."
I was skeptical as I started to read this, but have decided that it is very funny.
