April 2010
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March 2010
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How To Stay Single 101
Me: I recently have decided to channel all my energy being miserable about being single into something positive. NOW this sounds like a great plan, but naturally I picked something more or less entirely useless.
Me: And that thing is...perfecting my feet.
Me: So now instead of studying for chem I have been painting my toenails and putting lotion on my feet all day.
Jeremy: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Me: This in itself answers why i am single.
Jeremy: I LOVE that. I try to channel all my angsty singleness into positivity!
Courtney: Yeah, and its a great idea in theory. but I wish it was something more productive like, learning another language. Or knitting. But no, no I chose my FEET. And now that the idea's in my head I'm fixated and can't stop until I have perfect feet.
Jeremy: Jeremy james quaglia likes this.
Me: I'm essentially extending my singleness. because if I ever do get a first date it's going to be a disaster. "So what do you like to do for fun, Courtney?" "Put lotion on my feet."
I was skeptical as I started to read this, but have decided that it is very funny.
What's the verdict?
tumblr: cool or stupid? I’m still deciding. Here’s a picture. Because that’s what you do on Tumbler, is you show stuff.
But f’real what’s the verdict? & why?
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remember this jingle?
dont you just love a bargain
February 2010
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WhereToEat.in: 2010 Boston Bacon and Beer... →
eatBoston is VERY excited to announce that Saturday, April 24th will be the first annual BOSTON BACON AND BEER FESTIVAL in the SoWa area of the South End! This event will be chock-full of local restaurants dishing out delicious bacon-themed dishes and local breweries serving up samples of their…
THIS IS WILDLY EXCITING! I’M SO EXCITED THAT WHEN I GET HOME I’M GONNA JUMP ON...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martyatchet:
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lizsmells:
(via eggsbenedict)
THANK YOU!!
What Eggy said!!
HAAPPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ1!!!!!
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Kinetic: Quick feminist rant: Killing our inner... →
A woman is often portrayed as either a virgin or a slut. There is no in between and all sluts must die. This concept is reinforced by the concept of the “dead rebellious female protagonist.” Likewise, one of the standard rules of horror movies it that female virgins survive while their sluttish…
I don’t really have any quibble with any of this except for the part where it says a...
earlias:
So my roommate, Matt Peter, just went to the Muddy River for me, which is wholeheartedly appreciated. He’s such a good guy.
Now some kids are outside my room quoting Finding Nemo. “Mine? Mine? Mine?!”
Who wants to come over and watch Pixar movies with me? I haven’t seen all of Monsters Inc. and it is on my Netflix… hmmm.
EDIT: The people at the Muddy River SUCK and wouldn’t let him...
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David Ortiz: "You should see me naked." →
"...Tiger Woods told a small gathering of... →
Iraq jokes are overdone but even without the... →
Sandwich High Baseball Schedule Released →
Iranian government shutting down Gmail →
soupsoup:
Iran’s telecommunications agency announced what it described as a permanent suspension of Google Inc.’s email services, saying instead that a national email service for Iranian citizens would soon be rolled out. It wasn’t clear late Wednesday what effect the order had on Google’s email services in Iran.
Google didn’t have an immediate comment about the announcement.
TRUCK DAY'S TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! →
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Wakka wakka bear
Wakka whoo
Wakka WHAT?
– Hit new song by a remarkable individual
http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2010/02/01/caligu... →
I made a facebook so that I could keep in touch with peeps and I made a twitter so I could be witty in public. I’ve now made a tumblr and I guess the point of that is actually to talk about whatever. I am going to consider it more of an outlet than those two.
I like to think that I don’t take stuff seriously but I do now and then and right now I am taking seriously the prospect of...
How come...
according to facebook every girl has become a cat?